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Do you want anything to drink like juice or something?
how normal teens answer:
how i answer:
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- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Ha
- Me: Hahahaha
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
- Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
- Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
- Me: Hahaha
- Me: Haaa....
- Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
- Me: No, no I am not.
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- 11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
- me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
- me now: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
